Wednesday 29 September 2010

Last Day of September


The dew on the seat of the rusty

winther bmx type pre mountain bike,

like perspiration, in morning decision

to bus or to walk, and prior to this

earth shattering debate, the Doctors

review the case of the girl with fake

kidney stone, the news commentators

discuss the doping of a guy on a bike

the Russian Earl Grey in a cup stews

while the oats and a solitary banana

are consumed, if this happened else

where, then that would be a billion

bananas, quite mind blowing, poetry

is on my mind today, as rushing

to unfurl my say, I think of Marvell

and a dialogue, who is my muse?

Then the publication of the shite

by the editor of the Jutland Post

Flemming Rose, blooms into Hate

Would I love to invent by hand

a form of Tort, that would stretch

the law, to encompass this asshole

and his gardener, to have them

pay for insult, and for their narrow

minded view, I think of this on the bus,

As I watch the familiar scenery

of people waiting at the stop, of people

placing their bags in the seats empty

of friendship, intolerant of stranger

sitting next to their body and person

the space, a plot, a property bought

by a ticket, inconsideration for others,

I move mine, and bulldoze a barrier

of intent to select the friend or foe,

I walk a quick, from the bus stop

making for the haven of university

along two fields bisected by the road

where hooded crows, rooks and jackdaws

breakfast on the once green now mud

as out of some craven necessity

they are expanding like Ikea into nature

building research centres of excellence

and suffocating as they bulldoze a layer

of life lent to us by millions of years

of evolution, for surely that is of value

the worm, the grass, even the nematode,

I walk by the pond and I glance a plop

it is crystal clear, as the small fish there

does a flip of existence, unlike the carp

now gone from the King garden's pond

where the coke bottle floats with debris

of another night out on the town, or contempt

for the living, as if the moorhen or mallard

were part of a shoot and kill game on internet.


Tuesday 21 September 2010


Then the methadone, as heavy as a mastodon kicks in
the nobility of the symbol, languishing in the slow recuperation
of the succession to the bed and money; was she or he worth
the hassle? and you cannot fetch the memory, put a face to the tangle
of weeds and flowers, you raise a storm of protest, it is Culloden
you think again, Aye, the thistle, that you are, you bonny plant,
you Grieve for the drunken prism, to colour this poem in Lallans,
to form with your comrades a communist counter poetic to kicke the
shite out of the poor druggy in the block of flats called Outofdate
witness to the renaissance of the "New Life", and prosperity, brought
by the EU, and nationalism, so you, go all polemical, bring Dunbar
and the history, you trammel the first part as a Sasunnach conspiracy
to trade in stereotypical train spotted fare paid for by grievous
harm to the body of literature which the bastards holiday in, take out
a second mortgage to claim your clan, your tartan, and eat your shortbread
to taste, the golden elixir, which was distilled in your blood, the punchline
of the joke, your language conserved and preserved like a battered Mars bar,
to make funny with the expression, och jimmy, och, och fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck .

Thistle



There it is the old derelict, the crack addict of floral attitude
of the purple florets coloured like the veins on the nose of
the blooded streets, and reflected gorse green
of the project housing doors, subject to Transatlantic shove
in semantic dissonance, in fact the corbie council
estate, where the likes of us and them, crow over the
language, be it low or high Scots; there is a funereal
interlude; where bones turn to chalky dust and bin
bags are full of guts and rude hopes, they represent in fill,
several generations of love, who in pathetic grey squalor,
stemmed from the reject region, where the reservation
of deprivation is not shy; where the pricks pin-point
moments of lucid dreams, of being a rose, owning a tudor
house with rock-star expanse; then with the Mel Gibson
counterfeit impaled on the following hit, a fucking lost
Jesus Christ, in the wilderness of the concrete forgetmenot
patch.

Monday 13 September 2010

poetry collection


open this collection, I dare you, and that is the hook,
the daring, see, gotcha already, open up this collection,
and you will undoubtedly find the very poetry book
you had in mind, a selection of the finest ever written,
honestly, each word is minted in gold and those exquisite
rhymes, they get you every time, and you will think
this money was well spent, we place our personal guarantee
that this work has everything you ever expect from poetry
so just come along to our webpage, and follow the link
to our do it yourself anthology, yes folks, imagine the celebrity
poet, it is you, all we want from you, is to chose the metaphors
from our vast database, and some special words from three
million in different languages, then the collection is YOURS
just imagine how chuffed you will be when you read your name
on the title page, and that wonderful feeling of immortality
yours from a little unknown town in wherever joins Shakespeare's

Friday 10 September 2010


Lists


Lists

R u on a list
dunno mate
I am on so many lists
Really?
Really
So do prate
well I am on so many lists
my life has begun to list
I can see that
I on the other hand
enjoy being quite
listless
Really?
Really
So do prate
Well I am on no lists
my life is on even keel
I am not sure
you walk a bit zig-zaggy
I am fine, just fine
Really?
Really
Yes I am at perfect ease
with myself and my maker
Ah
Ah?
What mate?
If you believe that
I believe what?
In that....
I do
then you are on his LIST!
Oh my God!
I am doomed!
For a point of fact
I put you on my Christmas list
too
You are on my list
of friends
STOP!
Too late mate
you are listed too.

Tuesday 7 September 2010