Saturday, 13 November 2010

Martial type poem Men & Sex

Men are so robotic in matters of sex

they seek the simple in what is complex

they work at the spot for only so long

before they need a coffee break

then after the pause for air, or for a muscle,

they look at you as if you are in the wrong

I do not know what is going on, I gave it my Max!

At which point you had enough and can't relax!

He proceeds with his duty, but not for long

You try to get him to be precise, there is a tussle

and unilaterally as if it were a natural reflex

he is now having his way "nice and hard"

You gave in to him, just as you have to pay tax

he is excited and reaches his balance score card

you unfortunately have nothing but a blank.

This is the man who tells his mates he can go for hours

as long as he remembers to buy her some cheap flowers

But in reality, he says over a beer, he prefers a quick w**k,

Such is his deep understanding of the feminine mystique

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