Cavemen with bushy beards hunt through curriculum
For the sexist and racist stereotypes, their clubs phallic
Boudicia with large boobs, introduces our Britannia
But conquered by civilisation, the unwashed now bathe
Of course, then long-haired Saxons with overdone teutonic
Looks, farm peacefully, sowing seeds of nationalism, tithe
A concept of property, farmed for what it's worth in lessons
Dates and facts stand as obelisks, the Charlton Heston tablets
We must swallow and follow, 1066 harry got it in the eye
1805 Nelson kissed Hardy, in 1874 the Factory Act, impressions
Of datalogists, then the illustrated hung drawn and quartered
Introduces royal snuff, not tobacco that was brought by Raleigh
Oxygen discovered by Priestley, oh yeah kiss their tiny butts,
These exercises in colonialism, were repackaged for the Empire
Where the fuzzy-wuzzy was not entitled to their own history
It had to be predigested for them, into a mushy pea sandwich
Of propaganda for the Rajah and Massah, divide the liberty
We have, they have not, access to the orifice of Clio
She opens herself up, a Chelsea Girl, the teachers bitch
She does tricks like have the Kings and Queens of England
Die on the throne rather than the toilet, or delete the working class.
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