World Cup Blues

Oh Lord I have a tv – and I switch it on
And all I get Lord is football and football

So Lord I tried to get on with reading a book
And all I get Lord is football and football

So Lord I tried to go out for a long walk
And all I get Lord is football and football

Oh Lord I love culture – and I read poetry
And all I get Lord is football and football

So Lord I tried to read for a change prose
And all I get Lord is football and football

Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues
Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues

So Lord I tried to sleep through the week
And all I could dream of was football and football

So Lord I tried drinking some beer then whisky
And all I could get was football and football

So Lord I tried cocaine and heroin and got high
And all I could see was a vision of football and football

Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues
Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues

So Lord I decided to finish myself and went to Heaven
And all you could do, was to turn me into a football

Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues
Now that they will kick me!
Now that they will kick me!

Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues

Oh Lord what can you do for WC blues