Sir, there are rumblings abroad that females
will be soon allowed to disseminate in corridors
of power, their dirty linen called, poetry
Well, this is truly a disgrace to the officeand the Crown,
that something with uhscan be chosen after a thousand years
or more of complete and utter domination
by the Stronger sex, whatever will happen
next? God forbid that they shall be in the boardrooms,
They should have always been chainedto the kitchen sink, and made to do all chores
from cleaning toilet to cooking the sunday roast
Now if the damn things will be ranting their poems
so we can read them from the coast of Cornwall
up to the Tweed, I tell you, it is the Decline and Fall
of lifeas we know it in jolly old England!
Major Birtwhistle-Jones, Milldew Cottage, Sussex.
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